Why ride a stallion when we've got hot Mormons? Yes baby, we're back.
Please keep your shameful thoughts away from the VPS forums, big boy ;-)
That's right folks, temperatures are hitting over 30 degrees (90 freedom units) over in Ogden, Utah today. Whilst everyone's sweltering outside your servers are keeping nice and cool inside WebNX's brand new Ogden datacenter.
Why choose us? Our nodes are hosted in a building that features a sports bar. Well fed and watered techs = top notch service.
Whilst I have your attention, here's a VPS offer:
VZ4096 For all out madness, dive right into those resources, baby. 4 CPU Cores 4GB RAM 100GB Disk Space (HDD) 4TB Gigabit Bandwidth 1 IPv4, /112 IPv6 $6.99/month Order now!
Test out the network!
Network provided by GorillaServers, Ogden, Utah. Test IP: gs0.cablechief.com Test file (1GB): gs0.cablechief.com/1gb.bin
Read the ToS before signing up, God dammit.
One quick note, this will be my final offer thread. Thank you for being a wonderful audience. The show must go on without me. - John