Ok, I'm sick of this sh*t:
I know at least a couple of comments got deleted already out of that thread, including Michael going on about what interesting things I do with my own body.
I'm going to throw out a suggestion that I have a feeling 99% of us are going to hate.
LEA switches the commenting over to Registered Accounts only.
We have create an account and fill out the profile with a real name.
LEA switches the theme over so that username displays real name.
First comment gets approved by LEA so that he can check to see we have all of our information filled out correctly.