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Hi,

which hosting provider is the best one usd hosting provider?

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  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy
    edited November 2019

    VirMach

    Edit: Hmm wait up.. what kinda hosting are you referring to here? :) Also, congratulations on your first discussion for a new account :lol:

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  • Thanks> @thedp said:

    VirMach

    Edit: Hmm wait up.. what kinda hosting are you referring to here? :) Also, congratulations on your first discussion for a new account :lol:

    Thanks :blush:

  • ITLabsITLabs Member
    edited November 2019

    Hmm... let me guess.... mystery-shittery-hosting?

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  • @mysteryhosting said:
    Hi,

    which hosting provider is the best one usd hosting provider?

    mysteryhosting said: mysteryhosting

  • vyas11vyas11 Member
    edited November 2019

    @mysteryhosting said:
    Hi,

    which hosting provider is the best one usd hosting provider?

    One USD a month or one USD per year?

    @ITLabs said:
    Hmm... let me guess.... mystery-shittery-hosting?

    No, that's not right. Simply not right. OP does not know how or where to read the forum rules that does not mean their hosting is mystery-shitty. Could be either but not both :-)

    Thanked by 1ITLabs
  • With mysteryhosting you feel on a roller coaster ... will my site be online? will it be offline? Will I get a refund? Would it be some scam? Mistery-shittery, a new cheap mystery every day.

  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    FishyHosting would be more appropriate.

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  • LocalHost has never failed me!

    Test IP : 172.16.0.0

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  • vyas11vyas11 Member
    edited November 2019

    @ITLabs said:
    With mysteryhosting you feel on a roller coaster ... will my site be online? will it be offline? Will I get a refund? Would it be some scam? Mistery-shittery, a new cheap mystery every day.

    Mystery Hosting ....
    International Host of Mystery

    Waiting for sequel

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  • You missed the $0.49/year deal at Alpharacks.

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  • 23 days more to go.

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  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep

    Network fast my man

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  • @mysteryhosting said:
    Hi,

    which hosting provider is the best one usd hosting provider?

    Hi,

    Signing up and immediately starting a thread like this one is a good way to be perceived as ridiculous

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  • Honestly dedicatednode has always served me well, $11/yr. Not sure on specs, have few static sites and a WP site hosted that have never had issues

  • HostMediaHostMedia Member, Patron Provider

    What sort of spec are you hosting to get from your $1?
    We have a plan for £1 for life which comes with 100MB but is more for those wanting to test the waters or have a tiny site to host that doesn't need much in terms of resources (CPU/disk etc).

  • @creep said:
    23 days more to go.

  • deankdeank Member, Troll

    Oh, God, 23 days of PMSing from people.

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  • @deank said:
    Oh, God, 23 days of PMSing from people.

    Only 12 more days until the first month anniversary of @Amitz day

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  • AmitzAmitz Member
    edited November 2019
  • There is a typo, it should be miseryhosting.

  • Mystery hosting is the best hosting.

    You gave your crypto money and sent your private files to - you don't know who.
    He has or doesn't have servers - you don't know where.
    Your files perhaps are being hosted right now, or not - at an unknown url...
    Somewhere on the internet, if a potatoe falls out of nowhere, does it make a sound?

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  • @Janevski said:
    Mystery hosting is the best hosting.

    You gave your crypto money and sent your private files to - you don't know who.
    He has or doesn't have servers - you don't know where.
    Your files perhaps are being hosted right now, or not - at an unknown url...
    Somewhere on the internet, if a potatoe falls out of nowhere, does it make a sound?

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  • ITLabsITLabs Member
    edited November 2019

    @Janevski said:
    if a potatoe falls out of nowhere, does it make a sound?

    Hmm, the (in)famous Janevski Paradox, a.k.a. the Copenhagen interpretation of potatoe mechanics.

    Janevski's thought experiment poses the question, "when does a potatoe system stop existing as a superposition of states and become one or the other?"

    Janevski's paradox implies that the potatoe makes both sound and silence when it falls until its state has been observed.

    Edit: Amitz.

  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    Oh he's gone.

    Hmm.. that's mysterious :joy:

    Thanked by 1ITLabs
  • uptimeuptime Member
    edited November 2019

    @ITLabs said:

    @Janevski said:
    if a potatoe falls out of nowhere, does it make a sound?

    Hmm, the (in)famous Janevski Paradox, a.k.a. the Copenhagen interpretation of potatoe mechanics.

    Janevski's thought experiment poses the question, "when does a potatoe system stop existing as a superposition of states and become one or the other?"

    Janevski's paradox implies that the potatoe makes both sound and silence when it falls until its state has been observed.

    Edit: Amitz.

    I am reminded of the thoughtful analysis of the ramifications of an infinite parallel potatoeverse model, described by Stephen Hawking shortly before he passed on from this here terrestrial sphere:

    https://arxiv.org/abs/1707.07702

    The inverse of the potatoe function specifies the amplitude of different shapes of the conformal boundary at the exit from scalar field eternal inflation. This yields a holographic measure on the global structure of such eternally inflating potatoes. We have computed this explicitly in a toy model consisting of a mass deformed interacting O(N) vector theory defined on squashed spheres in the generalized mashed potatoe paradigm. In this model we find that the amplitude is low for geometries far from the round conformal structure. Second, building on this result we have argued on general grounds that exit surfaces with significant patches of negative scalar curvature are strongly suppressed in a holographic measure in Einstein gravity too. Based on this we conjecture that eternal inflation produces potatoes that are relatively regular on the largest scales. This is radically different from the usual picture of eternal inflation arising from a semiclassical gravity treatment.

    EDIT2: Amitz intensifies

  • dahartigandahartigan Member
    edited November 2019

    It's simple in its beauty, yet fascinating to imagine. If you have too many potatoes in close proximity, the potassium will reach what's known as dahartigan's limit, wherby the potassium enters a state of criticality and triggers an atomic fusion of the potassium into a theoretical "superpotassium" which would then become a potatoe tree, thriving with exothermic potatoes.

    Exothermic potatoes are excellent in salads, and highly toxic if eaten, so use your judgement when preparing the potatoes.

    And finally, a potassium joke involving 2 potatoes, we'll call them P1 and P2 to conserve bandwidth.

    P1: wanna hear a potassium joke my man?
    P2: K

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  • ITLabsITLabs Member
    edited November 2019

    @uptime said:

    @ITLabs said:

    @Janevski said:
    if a potatoe falls out of nowhere, does it make a sound?

    Hmm, the (in)famous Janevski Paradox, a.k.a. the Copenhagen interpretation of potatoe mechanics.

    Janevski's thought experiment poses the question, "when does a potatoe system stop existing as a superposition of states and become one or the other?"

    Janevski's paradox implies that the potatoe makes both sound and silence when it falls until its state has been observed.

    Edit: Amitz.

    I am reminded of the thoughtful analysis of the ramifications of an infinite parallel potatoeverse model, described by Stephen Hawking shortly before he passed on from this here terrestrial sphere:

    https://arxiv.org/abs/1707.07702

    The inverse of the potatoe function specifies the amplitude of different shapes of the conformal boundary at the exit from scalar field eternal inflation. This yields a holographic measure on the global structure of such eternally inflating potatoes. We have computed this explicitly in a toy model consisting of a mass deformed interacting O(N) vector theory defined on squashed spheres in the generalized mashed potatoe paradigm. In this model we find that the amplitude is low for geometries far from the round conformal structure. Second, building on this result we have argued on general grounds that exit surfaces with significant patches of negative scalar curvature are strongly suppressed in a holographic measure in Einstein gravity too. Based on this we conjecture that eternal inflation produces potatoes that are relatively regular on the largest scales. This is radically different from the usual picture of eternal inflation arising from a semiclassical gravity treatment.

    EDIT2: Amitz intensifies

    You know that Stephen Hawking's string theory form the basis for the physics of the potatoe cannon, right?

    Edit: Amitz continues to intensify

    Edit 2: tks mysteryhosting for sponsoring this potatosophical discussion.

  • uptimeuptime Member
    edited November 2019
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