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Lifetime Shared Hosting U.K Deal! Till we die or deadpool.. - 5 STOCK ONLY!

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Price: 39$ / life
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  • Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?

    :D Cyclothymic :disappointed:

  • @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?

    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

  • okay!

    :D Cyclothymic :disappointed:

  • Your service will be active as long as we live, hopefully longer than you.

    Technically it is as long as you pay for the service

  • SteveMCSteveMC Member
    edited November 2018

    @drakula said:
    Technically it is as long as you pay for the service

    This is one time payment.

    By the way, armandorg , you should add information about company, on your site.

    Thanked by 1armandorg

    :D Cyclothymic :disappointed:

  • @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?

    Lifetime = As long as the service is being offered.

    Thanked by 2armandorg SteveMC
  • @armandorg said:

    @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?


    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

    Just don't forget what you've said and promised here when you become the next Google or Microsoft!

    You are dreaming. | And it's a nightmare. | THE SECRET THREAD | THE TRUTH | HAVES YOU SEEN THIS YURA?
    „Homo homini rattus.“ | It's not nightmare, it's reality, but it's still nightmare.

  • armandorgarmandorg Member
    edited November 2018

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?


    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

    Just don't forget what you've said and promised here when you become the next Google or Microsoft!

    You'll die, i'll die, my staff will die. Your hosting will still be online for your kids, though 50GB will look like 50MB in the upcoming years. Guess we tried, :|

    Thanked by 2eol Janevski
  • By the way, regarding the stock!

    Lifetime 39$ Plan: 2 stock
    Yearly 3$ Plan: 2 stock

  • @SteveMC said:

    @drakula said:
    Technically it is as long as you pay for the service

    This is one time payment.

    By the way, armandorg , you should add information about company, on your site.

    I meant that to the provider because obviously the customer only paid once. If the service provider missed the payment to the network provider then the end is nigh.

    Thanked by 2SteveMC inklight
  • @drakula said:
    I meant that to the provider because obviously the customer only paid once. If the service provider missed the payment to the network provider then the end is nigh.

    Oh! Yes. Sorry, I was still thinking about my own question :) You're right.

    :D Cyclothymic :disappointed:

  • NekkiNekki Moderator

    DUE DILLIGENCE

    Thanked by 1armandorg

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • Lifetime. Whichever life comes to end first. Care to bet on your life ?

    Thanked by 1armandorg
  • @yokowasis said:
    Lifetime. Whichever life comes to end first. Care to bet on your life ?

    It’s not my life that we’re betting. Yours or my agency’s. But if i die now pretty much the agency is fucked aswell. So yea.

    Don’t bet too much or i’ll have to hire someone to take you out(in a date,) :wink:

  • JanevskiJanevski Member
    edited November 2018

    @armandorg said:

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?


    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

    Just don't forget what you've said and promised here when you become the next Google or Microsoft!


    You'll die, i'll die, my staff will die. Your hosting will still be online for your kids, though 50GB will look like 50MB in the upcoming years. Guess we tried, :|

    Priceless.

    Who are you?!

    • Luke, i am your FA- archive.org

    Omnipotent, omnipresent, omnidirectional...

    This reminds me of AwardSpace...

    The free hosting on a subdomain i had there since 2006 IS STILL GOING!!!

    I forgot the username, the password, the mail, the mail password... But i can still open the webpage and access all of my static html stuff on their subdomain.

    Come to think of it, if anyone registers a domain and demises drifts into obscurity, the domain lease will be long gone before the ethernal hosting itself...

    Thanked by 1armandorg

    You are dreaming. | And it's a nightmare. | THE SECRET THREAD | THE TRUTH | HAVES YOU SEEN THIS YURA?
    „Homo homini rattus.“ | It's not nightmare, it's reality, but it's still nightmare.

  • armandorgarmandorg Member
    edited November 2018

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?


    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

    Just don't forget what you've said and promised here when you become the next Google or Microsoft!


    You'll die, i'll die, my staff will die. Your hosting will still be online for your kids, though 50GB will look like 50MB in the upcoming years. Guess we tried, :|

    The free hosting on a subdomain i had there since 2006 IS STILL GOING!!!

    I forgot the username, the password, the mail, the mail password... But i can still open the webpage and access all of my static html stuff on their subdomain.

    Since 2006? You're lucky.

    P.S: Can i have a link? : |

  • @armandorg said:

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?


    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

    Just don't forget what you've said and promised here when you become the next Google or Microsoft!


    You'll die, i'll die, my staff will die. Your hosting will still be online for your kids, though 50GB will look like 50MB in the upcoming years. Guess we tried, :|

    The free hosting on a subdomain i had there since 2006 IS STILL GOING!!!

    I forgot the username, the password, the mail, the mail password... But i can still open the webpage and access all of my static html stuff on their subdomain.


    Since 2006? You're lucky.

    P.S: Can i have a link? : |

    http://mkitv3.awardspace.info

    Thanked by 1armandorg

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    „Homo homini rattus.“ | It's not nightmare, it's reality, but it's still nightmare.

  • if I die, will you terminate the hosting package? :disappointed:

    Thanked by 1armandorg
  • @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @Janevski said:

    @armandorg said:

    @SteveMC said:

    Price: 39$ / life

    What does it mean?


    One time payment, you’ll live forever.

    Just don't forget what you've said and promised here when you become the next Google or Microsoft!


    You'll die, i'll die, my staff will die. Your hosting will still be online for your kids, though 50GB will look like 50MB in the upcoming years. Guess we tried, :|

    The free hosting on a subdomain i had there since 2006 IS STILL GOING!!!

    I forgot the username, the password, the mail, the mail password... But i can still open the webpage and access all of my static html stuff on their subdomain.


    Since 2006? You're lucky.

    P.S: Can i have a link? : |

    http://mkitv3.awardspace.info

    Faster than most shared hostings, still killing it!

    @Adam1 said:
    if I die, will you terminate the hosting package? :disappointed:

    Absolutely. Without a second thought, :wink:

  • armandorg said: @Janevski said:

    » show previous quotes

    http://mkitv3.awardspace.info

    Faster than most shared hostings, still killing it!

    PS: Proof from wayback archive, back in the days, circa 2007: https://web.archive.org/web/20070116055911/http://mkitv3.awardspace.info

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  • All plans purchased! Only one stock left for the Lifetime 50GB SSD!
    https://panel.alimemaj.com/cart.php?a=add&pid=7

    Let's get this over with so i can request a topic lock :)

  • deadpooled already? domain expired lol

  • @Adam1 said:
    deadpooled already? domain expired lol

    Nowhere near deadpool area : )

    Forgot to renew the primary domain, though it should be fixed within a few minutes. This should have not affected your hosting in anyway though as we use different domain and nameservers for the hosting.

    Do let me know if you have any issue, happy to help you out.

  • that's incorrect, your nameservers use your primary domain, e.g. ns1.alimemaj.com - so yes, sites were offline.

    Glad you sorted it out, though.

    An apology is a good response might I add ;)

    Thanked by 1armandorg
  • @Adam1 said:
    that's incorrect, your nameservers use your primary domain, e.g. ns1.alimemaj.com - so yes, sites were offline.

    Glad you sorted it out, though.

    An apology is a good response might I add ;)

    Indeed you are absolutely right, i do apologise though. I need to get all my domains under one roof, noted in future.

    Also regarding nameservers, we do have some backup ones: ns1.alimemaj.group and ns2.alimemaj.group if this ever happens, probably never again.

    Cheers!

    Thanked by 1Adam1
  • Adam1Adam1 Member

    your nameservers are timing out

  • @Adam1 said:
    your nameservers are timing out

    Hey, nameservers look to be responding fine from here. Are you using extension .group or .com? Also this ain't no support section do drop me an email or contact through whmcs.

    Thanks!

  • Adam1Adam1 Member
    edited March 2019

    armandorg said: Also this ain't no support section do drop me an email or contact through whmcs.

    The nameservers arent responding fine, (.com)

    server ns1.alimemaj.com
    DNS request timed out.
    timeout was 2 seconds.
    *** Can't find address for server ns1.alimemaj.com: Non-existent domain
    server ns2.alimemaj.com
    DNS request timed out.
    timeout was 2 seconds.
    *** Can't find address for server ns2.alimemaj.com: Non-existent domain

    I've now switched the nameservers to .group seeing as the .com nameservers are unreliable.

    also do you think I'd be asking here if I could open a ticket? your nameservers are not working and your main domain is "Sorry, we're doing some work on the site".

    same reason i used this thread last time.

  • armandorgarmandorg Member
    edited March 2019

    @Adam1 said:

    armandorg said: Also this ain't no support section do drop me an email or contact through whmcs.

    The nameservers arent responding fine, (.com)

    server ns1.alimemaj.com
    DNS request timed out.
    timeout was 2 seconds.
    *** Can't find address for server ns1.alimemaj.com: Non-existent domain
    server ns2.alimemaj.com
    DNS request timed out.
    timeout was 2 seconds.
    *** Can't find address for server ns2.alimemaj.com: Non-existent domain

    I've now switched the nameservers to .group seeing as the .com nameservers are unreliable.

    also do you think I'd be asking here if I could open a ticket? your nameservers are not working and your main domain is "Sorry, we're doing some work on the site".

    same reason i used this thread last time.

    Hey we just double checked and yes .com extension nameservers are having some kind of issue at the moment, please stick to the .group in the meantime. Thanks for letting me know aswell as we did not recieve any email regarding this either.

    We'll sort this asap.

  • Adam1Adam1 Member
    edited March 2019

    well if the nameserver is down how would the email be routed to you ;) although your main domain is using some other nameservers, so it probably would have, but from a support POV I just assumed if i email a support ticket it'd bounce back due to nature of the problem

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  • armandorgarmandorg Member
    edited March 2019

    @Adam1 said:
    well if the nameserver is down how would the email be routed to you ;) although your main domain is using some other nameservers, so it probably would have, but from a support POV I just assumed if i email a support ticket it'd bounce back due to nature of the problem

    Most of our clients, probably 99% of them are using .group extension due to previous issues with .com nameservers such as this one.

    The story is that we started using cloudflare and had to rechange all the zone editors IPS to their specific such as email, main site.. etc etc. Seems like we forgot to add ns1 / ns2 since yesterday which made this happen. I told a staff member to already look into this and probably within a few hours it should be fixed.

    Also emails are using different nameservers/IPS so they are never down, even if our entire infrastucture goes down, they still up.

    Sorry for this and again thanks for letting me know.

    EDIT2: info at alimemaj.com , if anything else happens do drop me an email asap.

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