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Secure Dragon LLC New Product Line STARTING AT $0.99 (ONE TIME PAYMENT)!
A while back we asked our clients what service they most wanted to see Secure Dragon offer and an overwhelming number of you asked demanded that we offer something less secure and less scary. We scratched our heads and tried to figure out what exactly that meant, we brainstormed to come up with the ultimate solution. Today we are proud to announce our new product line that should dry up those tears and ease those sleepless nights.
We present to you, our new RelaxedBunny brand.
It took us many many many meetings to decipher the requests of our clients, but here we are with the service you've been asking for. It's the most relaxed, cute, and comforting VPS to date and should satisfy the needs of even the most laid back of users.
We invite all of you to visit RelaxedBunny.com and see for yourself just how good it feels to relax.
Comments
Order page is taking forever too load.
April 1 ...
Good one
I'm tired of security because I don't know what it is. This is exactly what I've always wanted! I ordered 5.
Nice. Good one.
I got way too excited expecting an offer from you
Bunny thread time?
Good Idea,
Made my day
All of the bytes!
For those of you who weren't aware, the new RAID99 we are using was invented by Jay-Z.
Love the testimonials!
I got this one, and it's really fast server. keep your good service
0-100 MB/s real quick.
Who's coding it Joe?
It's a nice jumping bunny, and happy April Fool
The bunny gif isn't made that well, it jumps two times to the left then turns and jumps one time to the right and then turns.
Agreed. I just liked that it was animated.
Why not a test IP and a LG?
@KuJoe Nice one
Happy April 1
Bitcoins are accepted? ;]]]
Test IP: 127.0.0.1
EDIT: Damn, latency's below 1ms!
EDIT2: Already got one, got nice IPv4 for my VPS: 8.8.8.8
There is another awesome offer here
http://lowendtalk.com/discussion/48564/new-offers-from-swaghost#latest
Who picks the names for your sister brands?
We actually hired a corporate think tank to come up with RelaxedBunny. It took a group of 20 scholars almost 46 days (costing us about $750,000 in total fees) before we decided on that name.
Reminds me of a town near me that spent $80,000 on the crappiest logo you've ever seen. Unfortunately, this was not an April Fools joke
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/city-brantford-logo-design-doesn-t-over-very-145742344.html
For whatever reason I have that bunny page opened for hours now, and giggle everytime my tab switches to it.
@KuJoe
Really good work! Nice idea!
Thank you for showing the support in our company.
I'm totally going to rip that template for my next venture.
Slick offer @KuJoe!
Nice!
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