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DireVPS ★ The 419 ★ Up to 2GB RAM ★ SSD/HDD ★ Up to 42TB BW ★ From £1/m to £4/m
Greetings,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of doing business with you. I have been praying for many weeks for a reputable, responsible, honest and trust worthy person and I believe the lord has answer my prayers by sending you. Through your esteeming nature, you have come highly recommended to me and I cannot stress enough how important my proposal is.
I am Dave; the only daughter of the great Sean. We are from a storage, memory and bandwidth empire in OpenITC Vale (just east of Sea Peue). My plight is that an uncle is trying to take all these resources for himself and prevent us from using them ever again. We have managed to set aside blocks of resources with values of up to RAM1,073,741,824 bytes (ONE BILLION) which we would like to put under your trusted care.
Dear, we are now seeking a honourable business associates to serve as guardians for the following resources:
KVM
KVM VPS Option #1: £2.50/month (~$4.17USD)
2 vCPU Cores
512MB RAM
25GB Disk
2.5TB Monthly transfer
1 IPv4 Address
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
12.5GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE Order URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/type/20
KVM VPS Option #2: £4.00/month (~$6.67USD)
4 vCPU Cores
1GB RAM
50GB Disk
5TB Monthly transfer
1 IPv4 Address
2 x /64 IPv6 subnets
Gigabit connection
25GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE Order URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/type/20
OS's Available
You can self-install any OS that's on a Chunk Encoding enabled HTTP server which is accessible from our servers. Previously we had a limit of 2GB for ISOs but this has now been removed. Just enter the URL into our control panel and follow the on-screen instructions.
OpenVZ
OPENVZ SSD VPS #1: £12 (~$19.84 USD) per 12 months
2x E5 cores
256MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM
3.25GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260
1.6180339887 TB Monthly data transfer
1 IPv4 address
2 x IPv6 addresses
Gigabit connection
3.25GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/516
OPENVZ SSD VPS #2: £6 (~$9.92 USD) per 3 months
4x E5 cores
512MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM
6.5GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260
3.14159265359 TB Monthly data transfer
1 IPv4 address
2 x IPv6 addresses
Gigabit connection
6.5GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/517
OPENVZ SSD VPS #3: £4 (~$6.61 USD) per month
8x E5 cores
1024MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM
13GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260
42 TB Monthly data transfer
1 IPv4 address
2 x IPv6 addresses
Gigabit connection
13GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL
https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/518
OS's Available
CentOS 5 (32bit & 64bit)
CentOS 6 (32bit & 64bit)
Debian 5 (32bit & 64bit)
Debian 6 (32bit & 64bit)
Debian 7 (32bit & 64bit)
Ubuntu 12.04 (32bit & 64bit)
Moreover, I am willing to offer you usage of these containers as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to our nominated account. All I ask is you deposit a FEE each month as a sign of your genuine interest. This includes any expenses that might be incurred during the course of this transaction.
I believe this transaction can be concluded swiftly if your interest to assist in me.
Anticipating to hear from you soon,
Thanks and God Bless
Princess Dave of Sea Peue
The following aren't available on our OpenVZ plans:
PPP
FUSE
IPTables masquerade isn't supported by OpenVZ (though SNAT works).
If you need these facilities, please consider a KVM product instead.
All offers above at RapidSwitch in Maidenhead, UK
Terms & Conditions
This is a DireVPS offer so please read our ToS (it's on the front page of www.direvps.com). If you feel any anxiety or concern with our ToS, please don't sign up. It's a budget product with a specific value proposition for those that understand and accept what they're singing up for.
For those that don't yet know us, we're not a scam but we do our best to try to appear as one.
Custom orders are available but only for quantities of 10 VPS or more.
Although no support is provided, it doesn't mean you aren't supported at all, i.e. we still support network, hardware, control panel, billing etc issues. For things like software or if your VPS gets compromised, you'll need to figure it out yourself. You can still ask for support but it's chargeable in half-hourly blocks.
Comments
I want to take a picture of that Nigerian Prince where is my money socks I got the other day
I always love reading your ads, good job Dave!
These offers never fail to make me laugh.
Sure your not a creative writer boxed into a sysadmin?
RAM SPAM
I loved this
This ad is just so awesome.
NSFW -
I love this offer. But not for this month.
what's the price of ip address?
I will give you a try
IP addresses are £1 each - they can be ordered from within the control panel and are immediately available after the invoice is paid, the IP allocated (from within the control panel) and you perform a restart also from the control panel (restarting from a shell won't make your IP address available).