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Make money from your provider swag!

Providers always sending you swag, right? T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, great, but useless unless you want to some decorating and save your good clothes from paint, or if you like to go out and avoid any contact with sexy people who’s genitals you might like to see.

So here’s how to get paid using that swag! Post pictures of someone attractive in your life wearing vendor swag looking either miserable or angry, and if the picture excites, you get paid!

Rules:

  1. All models must be over 21. If you post pics of anyone under this age, you are nonce and LET will give your details to local law enforcement.
  2. All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.
  3. The model must be holding a piece of paper with your username on it and today’s date.
  4. You must not post a picture of yourself wearing the swag. I will know if you do because you will not be attractive and will probably have visible signs of diabetes.
  5. I will decide how much money you get based on the picture. You may get no money at all if the picture gives me no fuzzy-tingles.
  6. Bonus points if the model is your mum.
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Comments

  • cociucociu Member
    edited February 2021

    welcome back ! this is my @nekki ! unfortunately i am under GDPR so i cannot share your porn arhive !

    Thanked by 2FHR Calin
  • waiting for sisters ...

  • Not creepy/10

    Thanked by 1Moofie
  • @Nekki said: You must not post a picture of yourself wearing the swag. I will know if you do because you will not be attractive and will probably have visible signs of diabetes.

    Please someone prove this fucking moron wrong.

    Thanked by 1Erisa
  • I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

  • seriesnseriesn Member
    edited February 2021

    @ramesh_vish said:
    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    Yes

  • reserved B)

  • Ian_Dot_TechIan_Dot_Tech Member, Patron Provider

    @ramesh_vish said:
    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    Yes let's make this the theme for 2021, seems like a great marketing idea.

    Thanked by 1abytecurious
  • does anybody have provider swag that they would want me to model (unshaven) 4freevps??

  • yoursunnyyoursunny Member, IPv6 Advocate
    edited February 2021

    @Nekki said:
    you want to some decorating and save your good clothes from paint

    What if my "good clothes" are all provider swag?

    My favorites:

    1. ThousandEyes "go ahead, blame the network"
    2. Digital Ocean "Hacktoberfest 2019"
    3. SparkPost "we speak your language"

    I have about 3 shirts that are not provider swag.

    Thanked by 1ariq01
  • @corbpie said:
    Not creepy/10

    Like all true art, it’s only creepy if someone starts masturbating.

    @pullangcubo said:

    Please someone prove this fucking moron wrong.

    Yes, do! Someone step forward and show me and this charmingly humourless individual that you can make slightly gross/unsightly sexy!

    @ramesh_vish said:
    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    I think you underestimate how sick some individuals here really are.

    @Ganonk said:
    reserved

    Reserved is not what we want, people need to be free of their inhibitions!

    @duckeeyuck said:
    does anybody have provider swag that they would want me to model (unshaven) 4freevps??

    Yes! I like this. Providers, what can you do here, let’s get this guy some services by using his own body as an advertising hoarding!

    @yoursunny said:

    What if my "good clothes" are all provider swag?

    My favorites:

    1. ThousandEyes "go ahead, blame the network"
    2. Digital Ocean "Hacktoberfest 2019"
    3. SparkPost "we speak your language"

    I have about 3 shirts that are not provider swag.

    Then you are living the l33t h4xx0r l1f3 and I wish your and vast collection of instant noodles well.

  • i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

  • @cold said:
    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

    Works for me.

  • @Nekki said:

    @cold said:
    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

    Works for me.

    perfekt, all i need is now a model ! trans work too i hope

  • Does pornhub merch count

  • @Nekki said:

    @cold said:
    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

    Works for me.

    perfekt, all i need is now a model ! trans work too i hope

  • defaultdefault Veteran
    edited February 2021

    @codelock said:
    Does pornhub merch count

    No. I am more into amateur non-hardcore stuff; I don't like this modern bullshit. Please make the pictures look soft, sensual, romantic and passionate.

  • @default said:

    @codelock said:
    Does pornhub merch count

    No. I am more into amateur non-hardcore stuff; I don't like this modern bullshit. Please make the pictures look soft, sensual, romantic and passionate.

    I like the cut of your gib, young man.

  • @cociu will you provide some stuff for your fanbase? :)
    Would love my hostsolutions balaclava.

  • cociucociu Member
    edited February 2021

    @karlo33 said: ou provide some stuff for your fanbase?

    my english is a charm and i not charge nothing for show.

    Thanked by 1brueggus
  • Tactical comment

  • I should bully my cousin a make her wear HostDoc T-shirt with tears in her eyes.

  • no contestant so far :'(

  • @Nekki said: Bonus points if the model is your mum.

    Does this promo apply to sister's too ?

  • @stefeman said:
    I should bully my cousin a make her wear HostDoc T-shirt with tears in her eyes.

    I think the rules made clear that all participants must be willing. LET have reported you to local law enforcement for being off-key.

  • @rahulks said:

    @Nekki said: Bonus points if the model is your mum.

    Does this promo apply to sister's too ?

    Sisters are @cociu’s area.

    Thanked by 1cociu
  • cociucociu Member
    edited February 2021

    @Nekki said: Sisters are @cociu’s area.

    with covid19 i prefere nurse :)

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    @Nekki said:
    2. All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.

    Is old man plus incel plus impotent acceptable too Or do I have to pick only one?

  • @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:
    2. All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.

    Is old man plus incel plus impotent acceptable too Or do I have to pick only one?

    We’re very inclusive.

    Thanked by 1jsg
  • Good news everyone!

    Justin from RackNerd has reached out to me and he is crazy for this thread to go big so will be offering free service for pictures of mums wearing RackNerd swag looking disappointedly at their offspring because they are participating in this thread.

    He’ll be along soon to talk the deals, big thanks for Jason!

    Thanked by 2cociu TimboJones
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