Do you want a BORING VPS? You've come to the right place...

CableChief

They say variety is the spice of life although I'd rather keep the chillies away from the servers.

Want a RAID-10 array of 2TB SSDs so you can dd like no man, woman or child has dd'd before? 100Gbps of unmetered Level3 bandwidth?

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Nixtren

Sure, there might be a bit more Cogent than China Telecom but what you'll get is a server that'll be online when you need it. It'll be there humming away as you browse the web through your VPN or when you're writing on your blog. You'll grow used to it, you'll not even know it's there. It'll become a part of your life and you'll not remember what life was like before it. Like the milkman but lactose-free.

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The night has a thousand eyes and a thousand eyes can't help but see if you are true to us.

Cool story bro

Seriously, I love your topics.

CableChief

@Nixtren

Thank you, I'm glad my interest in creative writing has finally started to pay off ;-)

Shamli

RAID-10 array of 2TB SSDs

And yet all the offer only with hdd....typo perhaps..... =D

Edit:
Im afraid Im the that misundestood the story...sorry... =D

rokok

Too early, you should post this tomorrow unless your timezone now showing 10 june ;p

CableChief

@rokok Last thread was 2 weeks ago today, should be safe? ;-)

Falzo

really like your logo and how you advertise your stuff.
but have to say you have to try harder to GET YOUR BIG HARD headline from 14 days ago topped ^^

Nyr

Do you want a BORING VPS? You've come to the right place...

This is the greatest sales line I've ever seen. I surely want my hosting providers to be as boring as possible.

york

kvm is more popular among chinese.

angrysnarl

All plans out of stock..

CableChief

@angrysnarl said:
All plans out of stock..

Hey,

Unlucky timing! We're awaiting a new IP allocation (/24) which is due some time next week to help alleviate the stock issues we've had recently due to all the demand!

Thanks