LANCASTER, UK - 26/10/12 - HostBluff, an international leader in floppy drive-based hosting, expands its abuse department to deal with a surge in complaints. HostBluff, still unable to employ new members of staff due to an ongoing dispute with the taxman, has taken on a new independent contractor, James Hadley, to head the Abuse Department. Mr Hadley commented as follows on the expansion: "It is both a joy and an honour to insult our customers' trust in our company by trawling through their data, selling and copying files at random". He continued: "We are currently working on revamping our VPS OS templates to make the UNIX operating system less beginner-friendly".
HostBluff is currently recruiting new independent contractors to work alongside Mr Hadley in the Abuse Department. For your convenience, HostBluff has published details below:
Start date: immediate Salary: a share of any profits :D Role: fictitious article writing & more Applications to me[at]jhadley.net please
HostBluff will also be running a competition for the best article or video testimonial, with a prize of a free HostBluff hosting on our floppy-based SAN with the new OS template for a whole month. This is definitely not a prize to be missed.
The close date for applications to the competition is 31/10/12.
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