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Secure Dragon LLC New Product Line STARTING AT $0.99 (ONE TIME PAYMENT)!

KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider
edited April 2015 in Offers

A while back we asked our clients what service they most wanted to see Secure Dragon offer and an overwhelming number of you asked demanded that we offer something less secure and less scary. We scratched our heads and tried to figure out what exactly that meant, we brainstormed to come up with the ultimate solution. Today we are proud to announce our new product line that should dry up those tears and ease those sleepless nights.

We present to you, our new RelaxedBunny brand.

It took us many many many meetings to decipher the requests of our clients, but here we are with the service you've been asking for. It's the most relaxed, cute, and comforting VPS to date and should satisfy the needs of even the most laid back of users.

We invite all of you to visit RelaxedBunny.com and see for yourself just how good it feels to relax.

-Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
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Comments

  • NateN34NateN34 Member
    edited April 2015

    Order page is taking forever too load.

  • April 1 ...

  • BradBrad Member, Provider

    Good one :)

  • jarjar Provider

    I'm tired of security because I don't know what it is. This is exactly what I've always wanted! I ordered 5.

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  • HWAYSHWAYS Member

    Nice. Good one.

    ==========

  • matthewvzmatthewvz Member, Provider

    I got way too excited expecting an offer from you :/

    Bunny thread time?

    Thanked by 1netomx
  • SadySady Member

    Good Idea,
    Made my day ;)

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  • ChuckChuck Member

    All of the bytes!

    Thanked by 1KuJoe

    I like what she said, not what it means.

  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    For those of you who weren't aware, the new RAID99 we are using was invented by Jay-Z.

    We've got 99 problems but a disk ain't one.

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • perennateperennate Member, Provider

    Love the testimonials!

  • I got this one, and it's really fast server. keep your good service

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  • @KuJoe said:
    For those of you who weren't aware, the new RAID99 we are using was invented by Jay-Z.

    We've got 99 problems but a disk ain't one.

    0-100 MB/s real quick.

    Life is better when you're smiling

  • Who's coding it Joe? :)

    It's a nice jumping bunny, and happy April Fool :D

  • The bunny gif isn't made that well, it jumps two times to the left then turns and jumps one time to the right and then turns.

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    @TheLonely said:
    The bunny gif isn't made that well, it jumps two times to the left then turns and jumps one time to the right and then turns.

    Agreed. I just liked that it was animated. :)

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • Why not a test IP and a LG?

  • RamiRami Member

    @KuJoe Nice one :D

    Happy April 1

  • Bitcoins are accepted? ;]]]

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  • Anna_ParkerAnna_Parker Member
    edited April 2015

    mashokk369 said: Why not a test IP and a LG?

    Test IP: 127.0.0.1

    EDIT: Damn, latency's below 1ms!
    EDIT2: Already got one, got nice IPv4 for my VPS: 8.8.8.8

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  • Who picks the names for your sister brands?

  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider
    edited April 2015

    @PacketPunks said:
    Who picks the names for your sister brands?

    We actually hired a corporate think tank to come up with RelaxedBunny. It took a group of 20 scholars almost 46 days (costing us about $750,000 in total fees) before we decided on that name. ;)

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • ReeRee Member

    @KuJoe said:
    We actually hired a corporate think tank to come up with RelaxedBunny. It took a group of 20 scholars almost 46 days (costing us about $750,000 in total fees) before we decided on that name. ;)

    Reminds me of a town near me that spent $80,000 on the crappiest logo you've ever seen. Unfortunately, this was not an April Fools joke :)

    https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/city-brantford-logo-design-doesn-t-over-very-145742344.html

  • For whatever reason I have that bunny page opened for hours now, and giggle everytime my tab switches to it.

    I'm here to collect your heart

  • gestiondbigestiondbi Member, Provider

    @KuJoe

    Really good work! Nice idea! ;)

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  • cassacassa Member, Provider

    Thank you for showing the support in our company.

    ik moet poepen

  • I'm totally going to rip that template for my next venture.

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  • AndriAndri Member

    Slick offer @KuJoe!

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  • mikhomikho Member, Provider

    Nice!

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  • creepcreep Member

    flagged this.

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider
    edited April 2015

    EMERGENCY UPDATE!

    As of 11:59PM MST on 4/1/2015, Secure Dragon LLC. is no longer associated with RelaxedBunny.com after we were informed via text message that they will no longer be provisioning VPSs. After multiple attempts to reach somebody by phone, we sent somebody over to their office (which ended up being a giant room with more pillows than we ever imagined). When asked why they are no longer provisioning VPSs, one tech drooled on his pillow and pulled the blanket over his head. The supervisor was located, but his response was "What are you doing? It's too bright, turn the lights off."

    It appears that the demand for the service was too great and in the end their relaxed nature became their undoing. We've realized the error in our ways and we promise going forward that we will never become relaxed (nor will we turn into bunnies) and even the best planned ideas can backfire. Hopefully those clients who have ordered your VPSs from them will either get a refund or compensated with one of their many pillows.

    During the brief period they were in operation, they received 572 orders of which 7.8 VPSs were provisioned (the .8 is for a VPS that was created but the tech never clicked the "Send" button so the client was never informed their VPS was ready). They also received about 62 new testimonials about how great the service was (despite only having delivered 7 VPSs total) and about 1107 e-mails complaining that their order form was not loading.

    We are saddened by the events that unfolded today and we will be sure that in the future we will properly research any new projects and screen all future employees. Thank you for your understanding and Happy April Fools! :)

    -The Secure Dragon Staff

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • twaintwain Member

    Nifty little domain name though..

  • @KuJoe

    Not meaning to be picky but for 0.99$ I felt I'd better ask:

    • Is that "Global Synergy" with battery backup or some kind of cheap fake-synergy that loses them bytes in case of a power failure?

    • Those "N+X redundant cables", are they fully in hardware? Just asking because I wouldn't want a VPS where part of the cables were actually software emulations.

    • Do I have to pay front-up or can I take the service for 2 years and pay monthly (by credit card)?

    • Just a vanity issue but anway: Can I have 111.222.333.444 as IP? (Similar IPs are OK, too)

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  • MikePTMikePT Member, Provider

    @KuJoe

    That was reaaaaaaaaaally original!

    And of course, you got me as a potential Bunny customer. Congratulations for the originality!

  • NekkiNekki Moderator

    +1, would chargeback again.

    Thanked by 2KuJoe perennate

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    @bsdguy said:
    KuJoe

    Not meaning to be picky but for 0.99$ I felt I'd better ask:

    • Is that "Global Synergy" with battery backup or some kind of cheap fake-synergy that loses them bytes in case of a power failure?

    There are a lot of extension cords running to other buildings and about 50 AA batteries so power loss isn't a concern.

    • Those "N+X redundant cables", are they fully in hardware? Just asking because I wouldn't want a VPS where part of the cables were actually software emulations.

    The virtual cables are only used in the development lab, 100% hardware cables in production.

    • Do I have to pay front-up or can I take the service for 2 years and pay monthly (by credit card)?

    Cash up front or if you have a family member's bank account number that would be sufficient collateral.

    • Just a vanity issue but anway: Can I have 111.222.333.444 as IP? (Similar IPs are OK, too)

    I believe all of the IPs are IPvABC which eliminates numbers all together.

    :)

    Thanked by 1bsdguy
    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • ChuckChuck Member

    Lucky 7?

    I like what she said, not what it means.

  • Forgot to ask your refund policy, 3650 days?!

  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    @mashokk369 said:
    Forgot to ask your refund policy, 3650 days?!

    It's measured in milliseconds so it wasn't worth mentioning it. :P

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • I was about to order 3 of those awesome unlimited $9.99 plans, but when I got redirected to PayPal I saw this:

    Why was your PayPal account suspended? I can cut you a check instead.

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  • Admin please delete this thread, so useless and not funny.

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  • :)))

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    @Traffic said:
    I was about to order 3 of those awesome unlimited $9.99 plans, but when I got redirected to PayPal I saw this:

    Why was your PayPal account suspended? I can cut you a check instead.

    Because...

    @Nekki said:
    +1, would chargeback again.

    :D

    Thanked by 1Traffic
    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • NekkiNekki Moderator

    @Dazzle said:
    Admin please delete this thread, so useless and not funny.

    Admin, please delete this user's account, so useless and not funny.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • @Nekki said:
    Admin, please delete this user's account, so useless and not funny.

    This thread is joking, if you trying to be funny don't tag it as offers, go for general chat / offtopic

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    @Dazzle said:
    This thread is joking, if you trying to be funny don't tag it as offers, go for general chat / offtopic

    That's not how April Fools pranks work.

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
  • Are those testimonials legit? Because, I also had a business proposal from mr Prince P. some weeks ago and need to know if he could fund me to open my superior vps band. Also, in my case, the hat I ordered didn't fit at all! I want a refund

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Provider

    If you take the last name initial of each of the testimonials it spells SLEEP :)

    -Joe @ SecureDragon - LEB's Powered by Wyvern in FL, CO, CA, IL, NJ, GA, OR, TX, and AZ
    Need backup space? Check out BackupDragon
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