Secure Dragon LLC New Product Line STARTING AT $0.99 (ONE TIME PAYMENT)!
A while back we asked our clients what service they most wanted to see Secure Dragon offer and an overwhelming number of you asked demanded that we offer something less secure and less scary. We scratched our heads and tried to figure out what exactly that meant, we brainstormed to come up with the ultimate solution. Today we are proud to announce our new product line that should dry up those tears and ease those sleepless nights.
We present to you, our new RelaxedBunny brand.
It took us many many many meetings to decipher the requests of our clients, but here we are with the service you've been asking for. It's the most relaxed, cute, and comforting VPS to date and should satisfy the needs of even the most laid back of users.
We invite all of you to visit RelaxedBunny.com and see for yourself just how good it feels to relax.
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Order page is taking forever too load.
April 1 ...
Good one
I'm tired of security because I don't know what it is. This is exactly what I've always wanted! I ordered 5.
Nice. Good one.
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I got way too excited expecting an offer from you
Bunny thread time?
Good Idea,
Made my day
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All of the bytes!
I like what she said, not what it means.
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Love the testimonials!
I got this one, and it's really fast server. keep your good service
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0-100 MB/s real quick.
Life is better when you're smiling
Who's coding it Joe?
It's a nice jumping bunny, and happy April Fool
The bunny gif isn't made that well, it jumps two times to the left then turns and jumps one time to the right and then turns.
"LET: where you can go from hero to zero in the space of a single thread." - Nekki
Agreed. I just liked that it was animated.
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Why not a test IP and a LG?
@KuJoe Nice one
Happy April 1
Bitcoins are accepted? ;]]]
RC5 cracker since 1998!
Test IP: 127.0.0.1
EDIT: Damn, latency's below 1ms!
EDIT2: Already got one, got nice IPv4 for my VPS: 8.8.8.8
RC5 cracker since 1998!
There is another awesome offer here
http://lowendtalk.com/discussion/48564/new-offers-from-swaghost#latest
Who picks the names for your sister brands?
PacketPunks - http://packetpunks.net
We actually hired a corporate think tank to come up with RelaxedBunny. It took a group of 20 scholars almost 46 days (costing us about $750,000 in total fees) before we decided on that name.
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Reminds me of a town near me that spent $80,000 on the crappiest logo you've ever seen. Unfortunately, this was not an April Fools joke
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/city-brantford-logo-design-doesn-t-over-very-145742344.html
For whatever reason I have that bunny page opened for hours now, and giggle everytime my tab switches to it.
I'm here to collect your heart
@KuJoe
Really good work! Nice idea!
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ik moet poepen
I'm totally going to rip that template for my next venture.
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Slick offer @KuJoe!
Nice!
flagged this.
You're so tight, baby.
EMERGENCY UPDATE!
As of 11:59PM MST on 4/1/2015, Secure Dragon LLC. is no longer associated with RelaxedBunny.com after we were informed via text message that they will no longer be provisioning VPSs. After multiple attempts to reach somebody by phone, we sent somebody over to their office (which ended up being a giant room with more pillows than we ever imagined). When asked why they are no longer provisioning VPSs, one tech drooled on his pillow and pulled the blanket over his head. The supervisor was located, but his response was "What are you doing? It's too bright, turn the lights off."
It appears that the demand for the service was too great and in the end their relaxed nature became their undoing. We've realized the error in our ways and we promise going forward that we will never become relaxed (nor will we turn into bunnies) and even the best planned ideas can backfire. Hopefully those clients who have ordered your VPSs from them will either get a refund or compensated with one of their many pillows.
During the brief period they were in operation, they received 572 orders of which 7.8 VPSs were provisioned (the .8 is for a VPS that was created but the tech never clicked the "Send" button so the client was never informed their VPS was ready). They also received about 62 new testimonials about how great the service was (despite only having delivered 7 VPSs total) and about 1107 e-mails complaining that their order form was not loading.
We are saddened by the events that unfolded today and we will be sure that in the future we will properly research any new projects and screen all future employees. Thank you for your understanding and Happy April Fools!
-The Secure Dragon Staff
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Nifty little domain name though..
@KuJoe
Not meaning to be picky but for 0.99$ I felt I'd better ask:
Is that "Global Synergy" with battery backup or some kind of cheap fake-synergy that loses them bytes in case of a power failure?
Those "N+X redundant cables", are they fully in hardware? Just asking because I wouldn't want a VPS where part of the cables were actually software emulations.
Do I have to pay front-up or can I take the service for 2 years and pay monthly (by credit card)?
Just a vanity issue but anway: Can I have 111.222.333.444 as IP? (Similar IPs are OK, too)
My favourite prime number is 42. - \forall cpu in {intel, amd, arm}: cpu->speed -= cpu->speed/100 x irandom(15, 30) | state := hacked
@KuJoe
That was reaaaaaaaaaally original!
And of course, you got me as a potential Bunny customer. Congratulations for the originality!
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+1, would chargeback again.
Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.
There are a lot of extension cords running to other buildings and about 50 AA batteries so power loss isn't a concern.
The virtual cables are only used in the development lab, 100% hardware cables in production.
Cash up front or if you have a family member's bank account number that would be sufficient collateral.
I believe all of the IPs are IPvABC which eliminates numbers all together.
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Lucky 7?
I like what she said, not what it means.
Forgot to ask your refund policy, 3650 days?!
It's measured in milliseconds so it wasn't worth mentioning it. :P
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I was about to order 3 of those awesome unlimited $9.99 plans, but when I got redirected to PayPal I saw this:
Why was your PayPal account suspended? I can cut you a check instead.
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Admin please delete this thread, so useless and not funny.
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Admin, please delete this user's account, so useless and not funny.
Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.
This thread is joking, if you trying to be funny don't tag it as offers, go for general chat / offtopic
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That's not how April Fools pranks work.
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Are those testimonials legit? Because, I also had a business proposal from mr Prince P. some weeks ago and need to know if he could fund me to open my superior vps band. Also, in my case, the hat I ordered didn't fit at all! I want a refund
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If you take the last name initial of each of the testimonials it spells SLEEP
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