Announcement: all announcements are now outlawed and will be closed.
To ensure full compliance with this rule I will be closing this announcement thread immediately and banning myself.
EDIT: apparently I can't ban myself, but I want to assure everyone that it wasn't for a lack of trying.
Double edit: this isn't an actual announcement for those of you who are stupid, or are the product of a brother and sister getting a little too close at the village barn dance.
Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.