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Make money from your provider swag!

NekkiNekki Member
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Providers always sending you swag, right? T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, great, but useless unless you want to some decorating and save your good clothes from paint, or if you like to go out and avoid any contact with sexy people who’s genitals you might like to see.

So here’s how to get paid using that swag! Post pictures of someone attractive in your life wearing vendor swag looking either miserable or angry, and if the picture excites, you get paid!

Rules:

  1. All models must be over 21. If you post pics of anyone under this age, you are nonce and LET will give your details to local law enforcement.
  2. All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.
  3. The model must be holding a piece of paper with your username on it and today’s date.
  4. You must not post a picture of yourself wearing the swag. I will know if you do because you will not be attractive and will probably have visible signs of diabetes.
  5. I will decide how much money you get based on the picture. You may get no money at all if the picture gives me no fuzzy-tingles.
  6. Bonus points if the model is your mum.
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  • cociucociu Member, Provider
    edited February 3

    welcome back ! this is my @nekki ! unfortunately i am under GDPR so i cannot share your porn arhive !

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  • cociucociu Member, Provider

    waiting for sisters ...

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  • corbpiecorbpie Member

    Not creepy/10

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    grape

  • pullangcubopullangcubo Member

    @Nekki said: You must not post a picture of yourself wearing the swag. I will know if you do because you will not be attractive and will probably have visible signs of diabetes.

    Please someone prove this fucking moron wrong.

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  • ramesh_vishramesh_vish Member

    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    Are you looking for some textual fun?

  • seriesnseriesn Member, Top Provider
    edited February 4

    @ramesh_vish said:
    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    Yes

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  • GanonkGanonk Member

    reserved B)

    don't forget to click Thanks

  • Ian_Dot_TechIan_Dot_Tech Member, Provider

    @ramesh_vish said:
    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    Yes let's make this the theme for 2021, seems like a great marketing idea.

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  • duckeeyuckduckeeyuck Member

    does anybody have provider swag that they would want me to model (unshaven) 4freevps??

    Will record my self doing 30 pushups for NAT vps, HIRE ME NOW ;)

  • yoursunnyyoursunny Member
    edited February 4

    @Nekki said:
    you want to some decorating and save your good clothes from paint

    What if my "good clothes" are all provider swag?

    My favorites:

    1. ThousandEyes "go ahead, blame the network"
    2. Digital Ocean "Hacktoberfest 2019"
    3. SparkPost "we speak your language"

    I have about 3 shirts that are not provider swag.

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    @corbpie said:
    Not creepy/10

    Like all true art, it’s only creepy if someone starts masturbating.

    @pullangcubo said:

    Please someone prove this fucking moron wrong.

    Yes, do! Someone step forward and show me and this charmingly humourless individual that you can make slightly gross/unsightly sexy!

    @ramesh_vish said:
    I only have @Clouvider stickers. I don't think you want to see someone with just stickers on strategic places.

    I think you underestimate how sick some individuals here really are.

    @Ganonk said:
    reserved

    Reserved is not what we want, people need to be free of their inhibitions!

    @duckeeyuck said:
    does anybody have provider swag that they would want me to model (unshaven) 4freevps??

    Yes! I like this. Providers, what can you do here, let’s get this guy some services by using his own body as an advertising hoarding!

    @yoursunny said:

    What if my "good clothes" are all provider swag?

    My favorites:

    1. ThousandEyes "go ahead, blame the network"
    2. Digital Ocean "Hacktoberfest 2019"
    3. SparkPost "we speak your language"

    I have about 3 shirts that are not provider swag.

    Then you are living the l33t h4xx0r l1f3 and I wish your and vast collection of instant noodles well.

    Thanked by 2ramesh_vish TimboJones

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • coldcold Member

    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @cold said:
    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

    Works for me.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • coldcold Member

    @Nekki said:

    @cold said:
    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

    Works for me.

    perfekt, all i need is now a model ! trans work too i hope

  • codelockcodelock Member

    Does pornhub merch count

  • coldcold Member

    @Nekki said:

    @cold said:
    i have LIDL t-shirt, will that ne enuff ?

    Works for me.

    perfekt, all i need is now a model ! trans work too i hope

  • defaultdefault Member
    edited February 4

    @codelock said:
    Does pornhub merch count

    No. I am more into amateur non-hardcore stuff; I don't like this modern bullshit. Please make the pictures look soft, sensual, romantic and passionate.

    Fastmako (aff) - another cheap VPS.

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @default said:

    @codelock said:
    Does pornhub merch count

    No. I am more into amateur non-hardcore stuff; I don't like this modern bullshit. Please make the pictures look soft, sensual, romantic and passionate.

    I like the cut of your gib, young man.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • karlo33karlo33 Member

    @cociu will you provide some stuff for your fanbase? :)
    Would love my hostsolutions balaclava.

  • cociucociu Member, Provider
    edited February 4

    @karlo33 said: ou provide some stuff for your fanbase?

    my english is a charm and i not charge nothing for show.

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  • HotmarerHotmarer Member

    Tactical comment

  • stefemanstefeman Member

    I should bully my cousin a make her wear HostDoc T-shirt with tears in her eyes.

  • webclouddevwebclouddev Member

    no contestant so far :'(

    EVERYTHING IS MUCH BETTER THAN IT WAS 1 YEAR AGO

  • rahulksrahulks Member

    @Nekki said: Bonus points if the model is your mum.

    Does this promo apply to sister's too ?

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @stefeman said:
    I should bully my cousin a make her wear HostDoc T-shirt with tears in her eyes.

    I think the rules made clear that all participants must be willing. LET have reported you to local law enforcement for being off-key.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @rahulks said:

    @Nekki said: Bonus points if the model is your mum.

    Does this promo apply to sister's too ?

    Sisters are @cociu’s area.

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  • cociucociu Member, Provider
    edited February 4

    @Nekki said: Sisters are @cociu’s area.

    with covid19 i prefere nurse :)

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  • jsgjsg Member

    @Nekki said:
    2. All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.

    Is old man plus incel plus impotent acceptable too Or do I have to pick only one?

    The problem with democracy is that by definition > 85% of the voters are not particularly intelligent.

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:
    2. All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.

    Is old man plus incel plus impotent acceptable too Or do I have to pick only one?

    We’re very inclusive.

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    Good news everyone!

    Justin from RackNerd has reached out to me and he is crazy for this thread to go big so will be offering free service for pictures of mums wearing RackNerd swag looking disappointedly at their offspring because they are participating in this thread.

    He’ll be along soon to talk the deals, big thanks for Jason!

    Thanked by 2cociu TimboJones

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  • cociucociu Member, Provider

    @Nekki said: pictures of mums wearing RackNerd

    we want sisters/nurses ..

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    @cociu said:

    @Nekki said: pictures of mums wearing RackNerd

    we want sisters/nurses ..

    James wanted mums, his services, his choice of family member.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • jsgjsg Member

    @Nekki said:
    Good news everyone!

    Justin from RackNerd has reached out to me and he is crazy for this thread to go big so will be offering free service for pictures of mums wearing RackNerd swag looking disappointedly at their offspring because they are participating in this thread.

    He’ll be along soon to talk the deals, big thanks for Jason!

    Uhm, "old men" and "mum" might be problematic. Quick question: must mum be alive?

    The problem with democracy is that by definition > 85% of the voters are not particularly intelligent.

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:
    Good news everyone!

    Justin from RackNerd has reached out to me and he is crazy for this thread to go big so will be offering free service for pictures of mums wearing RackNerd swag looking disappointedly at their offspring because they are participating in this thread.

    He’ll be along soon to talk the deals, big thanks for Jason!

    Uhm, "old men" and "mum" might be problematic. Quick question: must mum be alive?

    Freaky-deaky!

    It’s Martin’s call as he’s doing the deals, but I for one respect the pure effort of putting a hat on a corpse.

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  • cociucociu Member, Provider

    https://www.toxel.ro/Funny/Fotografii-haioase-cu-batrani-facand-sport_4595.html

    where is my money ?

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  • Mr_TomMr_Tom Member, Provider

    Best I can do is my car parked outside a providers DC?

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    @Mr_Tom said:
    Best I can do is my car parked outside a providers DC?

    Your username is on confectionary, so I feel you can do better.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • jsgjsg Member

    @Nekki said:

    Uhm, "old men" and "mum" might be problematic. Quick question: must mum be alive?

    Freaky-deaky!

    It’s Martin’s call as he’s doing the deals, but I for one respect the pure effort of putting a hat on a corpse.

    The rest ("looking disappointed at me", etc) is perfectly fine though!

    The problem with democracy is that by definition > 85% of the voters are not particularly intelligent.

  • Mr_TomMr_Tom Member, Provider

    @Nekki said: Your username is on confectionary, so I feel you can do better.

    That's some interesting logic. I do have some swag but I'm not sure how I'd go about convincing anyone to model it.

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    @Mr_Tom said: That's some interesting logic. I do have some swag but I'm not sure how I'd go about convincing anyone to model it.

    It's not easy. I suggest offering $$$.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • Mr_TomMr_Tom Member, Provider

    @Nekki said: I suggest offering $$$

    What if I offer more than you're paying? I'm out of pocket.

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    @Mr_Tom said:

    @Nekki said: I suggest offering $$$

    What if I offer more than you're paying? I'm out of pocket.

    This is really aimed at taking advantage of people without cashes who have family members/friends/partners who are easily suggestible or possibly dangerously stupid so I get to see peoples mums in hats.

    Perhaps you could offer some free service for photos of swag wearers and we could share the photos, same deal I made to Dave at RackNerd.

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  • coldcold Member

    https://ibb.co/ZMKRDWG show me the money !!!!!!

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  • NekkiNekki Member

    @cold said:
    https://ibb.co/ZMKRDWG show me the money !!!!!!

    Someone else needs to click on this before I do, I think this guy be mental.

    Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.

  • Mr_TomMr_Tom Member, Provider

    @Nekki said: Someone else needs to click on this before I do, I think this guy be mental.

    Image doesn't load for me.

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  • coldcold Member

    @Mr_Tom said:

    @Nekki said: Someone else needs to click on this before I do, I think this guy be mental.

    Image doesn't load for me.

    try with explorer, Mozilla doesn't want to load it

  • coldcold Member

    @Nekki said:

    @cold said:
    https://ibb.co/ZMKRDWG show me the money !!!!!!

    Someone else needs to click on this before I do, I think this guy be mental.

    ofc i am !

  • NekkiNekki Member

    @Mr_Tom said:

    @Nekki said: Someone else needs to click on this before I do, I think this guy be mental.

    Image doesn't load for me.

    Oh Jesus Christ it’s a dead person in a hat isn’t it MODS SHUT THIS DOWN NOW SOMEONE KILLED A HOMELESS FOR $10 AND A RACKNERD VPS.

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  • Mr_TomMr_Tom Member, Provider

    @cold said: try with explorer, Mozilla doesn't want to load it

    No explorer on Debian ;)

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  • coldcold Member

    @Mr_Tom said:

    @cold said: try with explorer, Mozilla doesn't want to load it

    No explorer on Debian ;)

    bad luck :P

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