Make money from your provider swag!
Providers always sending you swag, right? T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, great, but useless unless you want to some decorating and save your good clothes from paint, or if you like to go out and avoid any contact with sexy people who’s genitals you might like to see.
So here’s how to get paid using that swag! Post pictures of someone attractive in your life wearing vendor swag looking either miserable or angry, and if the picture excites, you get paid!
- All models must be over 21. If you post pics of anyone under this age, you are nonce and LET will give your details to local law enforcement.
- All models must be willing and aware that pictures will be posted on a forum with many horny old men and incels.
- The model must be holding a piece of paper with your username on it and today’s date.
- You must not post a picture of yourself wearing the swag. I will know if you do because you will not be attractive and will probably have visible signs of diabetes.
- I will decide how much money you get based on the picture. You may get no money at all if the picture gives me no fuzzy-tingles.
- Bonus points if the model is your mum.
Here lies Nekki. He loved massive amounts of storage, K-Pop and calling people cunts.