11.11 Singles' Day Deals Megathread

DP

@dahartigan said:
Will PM if needed, hoping cociu could write a letter of explanation but I fear that could cause a LOT more confusion (the spelling, the sisters and wild coke parties)

FAT32

@mikho It is a good time for $11/yr for 11 locations NAT bundle - limited to 11

poisson

@ITLabs said:

@Jord said:

@cybertech said:
Are non single eligible to purchase?

Of course, sir. What she doesn't know won't hurt her

What about bigamists? Are we entitled to 22 off?

Why stop at two if that's the case?

Neoon

Do not be misled!

DP

Sad but true

HBAndrei

$11 instead of $99.95 (89% Discount)
for 1 year of our Professional Uptime Monitoring package

30 Uptime Monitors
30 Server Monitors
1 Minute Checkup Frequency
6 Monitoring Locations
Private/Public Uptime Reports and Public Uptime Status Page
Domain Expiration / SSL Expiration / Nameservers Change Detection

See the full package specs:
https://hetrixtools.com/pricing/uptime-monitor/
Use discount code: 11.11.2019

Please note, the offer is:

• valid for the first year only (non recurring offer)
• valid for yearly billing cycle only
• valid for new customers only (no previous Uptime Monitoring orders)
• available only for the first 11 orders
• available only today 11 Nov 2019 (EST)

Cheers.

Jord

@dahartigan said:

@Jord said:

@dahartigan said:

@Jord said:

@cybertech said:
Are non single eligible to purchase?

Of course, sir. What she doesn't know won't hurt her

I'm waiting for the day my wife interrogates me over the money Ive been spending on Romanian perfume.

Ah well, I can't help you there. I can direct you to a good divorce lawyer though.

Will PM if needed, hoping cociu could write a letter of explanation but I fear that could cause a LOT more confusion (the spelling, the sisters and wild coke parties)

You forgot about the fartmothers sir... You can't forget about those...

dahartigan

@Jord said:

@dahartigan said:

@Jord said:

@dahartigan said:

@Jord said:

@cybertech said:
Are non single eligible to purchase?

Of course, sir. What she doesn't know won't hurt her

I'm waiting for the day my wife interrogates me over the money Ive been spending on Romanian perfume.

Ah well, I can't help you there. I can direct you to a good divorce lawyer though.

Will PM if needed, hoping cociu could write a letter of explanation but I fear that could cause a LOT more confusion (the spelling, the sisters and wild coke parties)

You forgot about the fartmothers sir... You can't forget about those...

I'm screwed then

default

Hey @HostDoc
You're out of stock.

Delong

@HBAndrei said:
$11 instead of $99.95 (89% Discount)
for 1 year of our Professional Uptime Monitoring package

Nice, awesome deal! Picked one up to check out. Thanks!

servarica_hani

OK here is our second Single day offer

4 CPU cores
6GB RAM
4TB disk
100mbps unlimited
1 IPv4 Included
https://servarica.com/clients/cart.php?a=add&pid=428

unlike most of our offers this one is limited in terms of number of vms we can provision

also please only new orders not worth it to tansfer old clients to this offer as the stock is limited

this offer and all our offers are available in our DC in Montreal , Canada
we dont have other locations

We accept Alipay, paypal, CC and Crypto like BTC , ether etc

our SLA and 7 days money back guarantee refund policy apply to this offer as well

test ip info and looking glass
http://ping.servarica.com

Thanks

DP

@Hani said:
OK here is our second Single day offer

4 CPU cores
6GB RAM
4TB disk
100mbps unlimited
1 IPv4 Included
https://servarica.com/clients/cart.php?a=add&pid=428

unlike most of our offers this one is limited in terms of number of vms we can provision

Thanks

Maybe worth mentioning the location details etc..

servarica_hani

@thedp said:

@Hani said:
OK here is our second Single day offer

4 CPU cores
6GB RAM
4TB disk
100mbps unlimited
1 IPv4 Included
https://servarica.com/clients/cart.php?a=add&pid=428

unlike most of our offers this one is limited in terms of number of vms we can provision

Thanks

Maybe worth mentioning the location details etc..

updated the info with location

FAT32

Quite surprised that I have not bought anything yet. Please bring a few more crazy deals as a warm up for BF!

DP

@FAT32 said:
Quite surprised that I have not bought anything yet. Please bring a few more crazy deals as a warm up for BF!

LOL, same.

raindog308

Still wondering if November 11 was chosen by Alibaba as a deliberate insult to Westerners.

November 11 is Armistice Day throughout Europe ("the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month") celebrating the end of WWI, whose monuments dwarf WWII monuments in many towns, and Veterans' Day in the US.

Party on.

Neoon

@raindog308 said:
November 11 is Armistice Day throughout Europe ("the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month") celebrating the end of WWI, whose monuments dwarf WWII monuments in many towns, and Veterans' Day in the US.

Of course, Xi Ching Jong Ping, did choose that date to piss off the Westerners.
But, lets honor, these dead heroes.

HaendlerIT

I am a bit late but here is some offer from us for 1,11 € per month:

1 vCore
1111 MB Ram
20 GB HDD
1 IPv4

https://panel.haendler.it/offer/10/order

I wish you all a great day, but take care that you will find back home

Delong

@raindog308 said:
Still wondering if November 11 was chosen by Alibaba as a deliberate insult to Westerners.

November 11 is Armistice Day throughout Europe ("the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month") celebrating the end of WWI, whose monuments dwarf WWII monuments in many towns, and Veterans' Day in the US.

Party on.

Without a doubt. At the end of the day though, it is still Veterans Day for those close to me and that's what matters to me. Pretty rough couple days as I celebrate the USMC birthday as well ha. Ultimately, as someone else said earlier, most holidays end up hi-jacked to push more products.

mikho

@FAT32 said:
@mikho It is a good time for $11/yr for 11 locations NAT bundle - limited to 11

With reservation that some locations are still OpenVZ6 and will be migrated sometime in the near future.

https://clients.mrvm.net/cart.php?a=add&bid=12

default

@GameTownProjects said:
I am a bit late but here is some offer from us for 1,11 € per month:

1 vCore
1111 MB Ram
20 GB HDD
1 IPv4

https://panel.haendler.it/offer/10/order

I wish you all a great day, but take care that you will find back home

Got more info on that? (location, bandwidth, IPv6)

cociu

KVM 400 gb

2 core
4 gb ram
400 gb Hdd
10tb traffic/mo
1 ipv4
Price : 40 eur/year https://secure.hostsolutions.ro/cart.php?a=add&pid=430
Located in Romania

**LIMIT to 100 vps. Also we will deliver all this orders this week so please no tiketst meantime **

poisson

@cociu said:
KVM 400 gb

2 core
4 gb ram
400 gb Hdd
10tb traffic/mo
1 ipv4
Price : 40 eur/year https://secure.hostsolutions.ro/cart.php?a=add&pid=430
Located in Romania

**LIMIT to 100 vps. Also we will deliver all this orders this week so please no tiketst meantime **

Where are the 1s?

Shot2

@Hani said:
http://ping.servarica.com

Thanks

Where the hell is "Saint-Luarent"???

cociu

poisson said: Where are the 1s?

1 ipv4 ?????

servarica_hani

@Shot2 said:

@Hani said:
http://ping.servarica.com

Thanks

Where the hell is "Saint-Luarent"???

actually thats a typo it must be Saint-Laurent (it is even wrong in ARIN )
it should be Saint-Laurent
it is just a borough of Montreal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Laurent,_Quebec

But the servers are located in eStruxture MTL-3 data center in Boucherville, Qc, Canada which is in the south shore of Montreal

HaendlerIT

@default said:

@GameTownProjects said:
I am a bit late but here is some offer from us for 1,11 € per month:

1 vCore
1111 MB Ram
20 GB HDD
1 IPv4

https://panel.haendler.it/offer/10/order

I wish you all a great day, but take care that you will find back home

Got more info on that? (location, bandwidth, IPv6)

Location: Netherlands
IPv6: on request possible, but we are also working on a implementation into the panel.
Bandwidth: as always some kind of fair use. So since this is a realy cheap offer I would consider 500gb as fair, but we have never throttled a customer without prior contact.

Looking Glass: https://lg.nl.haendler.it

DP

@poisson said:

@cociu said:
KVM 400 gb

2 core
4 gb ram
400 gb Hdd
10tb traffic/mo
1 ipv4
Price : 40 eur/year https://secure.hostsolutions.ro/cart.php?a=add&pid=430
Located in Romania

**LIMIT to 100 vps. Also we will deliver all this orders this week so please no tiketst meantime **

Where are the 1s?

Oh you’ll just complicate things now 😂

Jord

Going to offer a second smaller plan

11.11 Shared UK DA Hosting
1GB SSD Storage
11 Additional Domains
11 Email Accounts
Free SSL Certificates
DirectAdmin + Litespeed + Cloudlinux
Free Daily Backups
$11.11 per year (+ VAT if you are in the UK/EU)

Order Link: https://billingserv.onlineclientform.com/index.php?p=59&pid=972

This is limited to 10 orders.

Disclaimer Orders are set up manually. Our DirectAdmin plugin is being built.

sonic

@HostDoc said:
Here is what we can offer:

• Locations are random and cannot be chosen for the single vm. We will allocate depending on available resources.
• Not transferrable/Not refundable and cannot be exchanged for existing plans.
• /64 IPv6 is available only if deployed in a location with IPv6.
• Allow up to 6 hours for provisioning (Bear in mind we are in the UK)
• Valid while stocks last or the end of 11.11.19

• Pool plans are restricted to 1vCore per VM

  

Order Single VM
Order Single Pool

EDIT: Reinstated original ad

Out of stock