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The World’s Worst Hosting

ServerleakServerleak Member
edited August 2019 in Providers

Are you tired of your website loading quickly? Do you want to reduce your daily visitor count by a factor of a hundred? Look no further - ServerLeak is here!

At ServerLeak, we pride ourselves in leaking a MINIMUM of 50% of your data! We don’t care about the GDPR because who even cares?! We leak and leak and leak and leak until the WHOLE INTERWEB is filled with a WIDE selection of your personal information.

Here are some of our WIDE plans:

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WYDE Web Hosting Discount Offer Details:

WYDE Web Hosting Basic Features:

  • NO Domain
  • NO Disk Space
  • 1 GB Bandwidth
  • Unlimited SSL for $99 each DV SSL
  • 1 SQLite Database hosted on our Intel Pentium III supercomputer
  • 3 free yandex mail Account
  • liteslow-Speed Technology
  • ABSOLUTELY NO Support
  • Guaranteed downtime from DDoS
  • no Cpanel

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Tags: slow, unreliable, laggy, no support, expensive

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  • no

    (flagged)

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  • webclouddevwebclouddev Member
    edited August 2019

    my dude you dont even have whmcs valid licence

    e : https://i.imgur.com/mMHA48v.png

  • MasonRMasonR Community Contributor
    edited August 2019

    Please tell me where I can sign up for your premium Greenland and/or Alaskan-based hosting as shown here - https://serverleak.com/datacenter/.

    Also at some point, you probably should have taken 5 minutes to ask yourself if "Serverleak" would be a good name for a hosting company.

    edit - as @webclouddev pointed out you have a whmcsleak as well. Maybe the SEO deluxe package is needed here.

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    Are You Looking For Premium SEO Offer? Get 100% Discount On All Of Our Cheap Premium SEO Plan. Our Cheap Premium SEO Plan Includes Pure Organic Traffic, Free Unlimited Comments And Many More.

    @doghouch

    Thanked by 2ITLabs vyas11
  • You arent even trying at this point

  • PHP SELEKTER OK!

    Thanked by 1ITLabs
  • If OP starts a payment site, the name would be: PaymentLeak
    or Shopping site: OrderLeak
    :wink:

    Thanked by 2ITLabs shyaminayesh
  • Serverleak leaked my goat's passwords. Now pastures are no longer greener and she's feeling sad. Serverleak is a spammy, goat's heart breaking provider. Avoid at all cost Serverleak.

  • LeviLevi Member

    Some seo juice: spam allowed, dmca free, scat, virus allowed, botnet only at serverleak.com

  • bugrakocbugrakoc Member
    edited August 2019

    @LTniger said:
    Some seo juice: spam allowed, dmca free, scat, virus allowed, botnet only at serverleak.com

    Their name makes it even more believable.

  • How OP can make offers without PROVIDER TAG?

  • ITLabsITLabs Member
    edited August 2019

    @DignusData said:
    How OP can make offers without PROVIDER TAG?

    Because he has this special superpower avatar:

  • That „company“ name, I shit my pants...

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  • And stay out

    Thanked by 2ITLabs skorous
  • BlaZeBlaZe Member, Host Rep

    So he went to take a leak it seems.

    Thanked by 2Sofia_K ehab
  • @FAT32 said:
    Are You Looking For Premium SEO Offer? Get 100% Discount On All Of Our Cheap Premium SEO Plan. Our Cheap Premium SEO Plan Includes Pure Organic Traffic, Free Unlimited Comments And Many More.

    @doghouch

    Done :-)

    Thanked by 4ITLabs FAT32 uptime imok
  • Read through this because I was bored. Looked the company name and shit @Amitz pants!

    Just thought you should know that @Amitz is wearing double shitted pants now.

    Thanked by 1Amitz
  • You can put in more effort than that, come on lol...

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • getting there ...

    Thanked by 2ITLabs alilet
  • ManishPantManishPant Member, Host Rep

    @uptime said:

    Hahaha Google also leaked them on first page

    Thanked by 1uptime
  • ViridWebViridWeb Member, Host Rep

    Hahaha.. here's the phone number showing on his website
    Phone: (123) 123-456789

    Definitely instant support via phone

  • armandorgarmandorg Member, Host Rep

    @ViridWeb said:
    Hahaha.. here's the phone number showing on his website
    Phone: (123) 123-456789

    Definitely instant support via phone

    Probably a stolen template from envato. Didn't even finish customizations completely.

  • https://serverleak.com has worst lowend SEO and should be ashamed of its lame self. It's really just no damn good. I would not want my website to be associated with such inferior potassium. Even the simplest ranking algorithm should be easily able to determine that the sentiment analysis is overwhelmingly negative.

    Thanked by 2ITLabs Amitz
  • ServerLeak: Important Service Outage Announcement

    As some of you may be aware, ServerLeak is experiencing a system outage since this morning caused by many leaks in our rotten network pipes.

    Unfortunately we can't get in touch with our network engineer, Mr. John Doe, and maybe he'll never come back... who knows?

    Since ServerLeak is your worst provider, we are very slowly taking the following corrective actions to avoid service restoration:

    • ServerLeak won't look for another network engineer since Mr. John Doe is irreplaceable;

    • ServerLeak won't invest in network hardware and/or system redundancy;

    • Once these upgrades are in place, we expect to have 0.01% uptime coupled with degraded overall system and network performance;

    • Our timeline to complete this project is February 30, 2020;

    Again, we apologize for the inconvenience and rest assured we’re not working on restoring service.

  • Now the leak is closed.

    Thanked by 3ITLabs ehab uptime
  • TimboJonesTimboJones Member
    edited August 2019

    @uptime said:
    getting there ...

    That might be from using Google DNS servers with Chrome browser while logged in.
    If it shows up on duckduckgo, then you know you've reached full SEO.

    Edit: Just saw you are not logged into Chrome. So if you're NOT using Google DNS, then that would be a good indicator.

  • armandorgarmandorg Member, Host Rep

    @TimboJones said:

    @uptime said:
    getting there ...

    That might be from using Google DNS servers with Chrome browser while logged in.
    If it shows up on duckduckgo, then you know you've reached full SEO.

    Edit: Just saw you are not logged into Chrome. So if you're NOT using Google DNS, then that would be a good indicator.

    Google will soon find out LET comes nearly in every hosting website search.

  • TimboJones said: Just saw you are not logged into Chrome. So if you're NOT using Google DNS, then that would be a good indicator.

    righto ...

    1) using Firefox, not Chrome
    2) not logged into Google anywhere (I don't often use Google search or email etc)
    3) Using DNS provided by ISP (Comcast)

    all that said, have not yet seen this thread show up in DuckDuckGo when searching for "Serverleak"

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  • angstromangstrom Moderator
    edited August 2019

    Serverleak offer the worst of the worst hosting

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