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Alpharacks acquired W00tH0sting and NFP
Not even sure if this is an April Fool joke, but well:
W00t
Official announcement: https://www.alpharacks.com/myrack/index.php?rp=/announcements/26/AlphaRacks-Acquires-WootHosting-Forming-One-of-the-Worlds-Most-Comprehensive-Global-IaaS-Platforms.html
NFP
Official announcement: https://www.alpharacks.com/myrack/index.php?rp=/announcements/27/AlphaRacks-Acquires-NFPHosting-Adding-over-15000-Customers-to-Its-Global-Platform.html
Comments
This is the best thing in my day.
Disclaimer, please read the review before making an order.
Fck, you get me faster...
Merged it for you
Best april fools jokes ever
Edit :
Edit 2 : Please do read reviews before ordering from 'One of the World’s Most Comprehensive, Global IaaS Platforms'.
“We are very excited to bring a new level of experience to all WootHosting customers who will now be joining our family. Our customer-first focus is what fuels our growth as a company.” said AlphaRacks Managing Director, Julian Jin.
The name sounds like Asian people.
Awesome. So double the spam?
Bad joke when they can't even get their shit together
Spam+Spam=Good?
This is addition, not multiplication
H0ly sh0t!
Good news:
spam freq. : 2/day -> 1/day
"FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE".
Reminds me of GVH.
Its all JOHNNY Nuggets behind it.
@sanvit
LOL.
Nice one.
When beer poop and liquor poop marry, it still is nothing but ugly poop. Just combined.
"AlphaRacks is a premium web hosting provider based in Los Angeles, CA. Initially started in 2006..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April fool is nigh.
How does one acquire something they already own, that was proven beyond doubt about a year ago?
Edit: ah was an april fools kipper.
Then come the little squirts..
Really...?
Edit : I'm pretty sure I cancelled everything with woot..
Pay on time, or cancel like a human being.
Yes, but I got the unpaid notice like 1 minute after my invoice notice...
This is just great, the two providers i disliked most joined together. Now im disliking just one, ncnc
Sorry. I can read the time, but not the date. I got suspended automagically like 3 seconds after being due even though I had store credits. WHMCS when setup wrong is weird.
It's a premium feature.
omg. my backup server on woothosting. this is really crazyness.
And now NFP also. Lol. They were the same host the whole time anyway..
In Chinese community, they call Alpha, w00t, NFP, h0stmybytes the "big 4", someone joked about it yesterday that all of them will potentially merge together and here we are now.
That honestly wouldn't shock me. They have so many similarities. This is definitely going to be interesting to see how they handle this. If they can find a way to improve their service and keep their pricing they will be very successful.
Will wait for hmb acquisition.. lol
I now have 11 active products in my alpha account lol
I'm genuinely curious how the Chinese tech communities regard the oversold 4. Do they find their services acceptable or are they recognized as the giant crap pile they all are? I wonder if the rest of us Westerners just have higher expectations or something.