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*COMPLETED* Maintenance 8/21/18 @ 11:00AM EST

Dear Readers:
Tomorrow we will be taking down the site for planned maintenance. Our scheduled maintenance period is 2 hours however could be less then that.
We know you will have no idea what to do with your time during these 2 hours so we wish you the best of luck!
Regards,
LowEndTalk Staff
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The end is nigh! Thanks for the update! RIP @deank, you were a great friend
The end is NOT nigh anymore!
The end has arrived.
Let us all pray.
"Jarland is stupid."
good bye cluster:
Alex's face when they finds out what the new guys did:
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Time has finally come to take the cluster out back to be put down and condemned to a shallow grave
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Millions will be lost within those 2 hours. MILLIONS!
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"Cluster"
I have the spirit.
Does that mean working polls?
Heck yes!
Sounds like a lifetime for most people in here
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The end is nigh
I live in harmony with people. They hate me and I hate them.
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I guess this must be to deploy IPv6!
@nick is taking it back.
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No SLA credits will be applied as a result of this planned maintenance period.
What about Cloudflare blocking all sorts of *NIX commands?
Contact Cloudflare?
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Well, it's a setting of Cloudflare, they could turn it off.
Turning off security features is not a solution. Fixing attack detection is.
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I hope that wasn't addressed to me?
It was.
Therefore, the end is nigh.
"Jarland is stupid."
Does this mean that Vanilla will be (finally) updated, :-) or is "cluster maintenance" something more mundane? :-(
"Linux will run happily with only 4 MB of RAM, including all of the bells and whistles such as the X Window System, Emacs, and so on." (M. Welsh & L. Kaufman, Running Linux, 2e, 1996, p. 32)
I love this quote.
See you in the next life.
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U just wait. When LET comes back, WSS will be back and he will be made an admin.
"Jarland is stupid."
Plot twist: @deank is not @WSS, @Nick is @WSS.
I have the spirit.
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If that were the case, the end would have been way past nigh.
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too nigh for me
Sending good vibes and dust off your way (ask Jon), hope the maintenance goes well!
LET, the purge begin....
Nothing for the moment
@Nick Can we get some pictures of the 'cluster' and whatever the site ends up on? I'm expecting some creative label maker usage to identify the box.
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Nothing for the moment
It has to be in Footlocker box and it'd be perfect.
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Before
After
And @nick
I have the spirit.
The British invasion is over
WRONG. It's only just begun... Cackles
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@imok - Naa, I think this will be more of an accurate depiction of us during the maintenance period:
@Nick 42 minutes left!
LET might not come back again.
This could really be the last.
"Jarland is stupid."
dun dun dunnnnnn
Prayers intensify
adios muchachos
"Jarland is stupid."
@DWinger WHO ARE YOU?!
I have the spirit.
He is WSS.
"Jarland is stupid."
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