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NOCIX is Down

agoldenbergagoldenberg Member, Host Rep

Including their internal systems like billing and ticketing.

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  • RhysRhys Member, Host Rep
    edited December 2017

    Absolutely shocked I'm losing thousands of dollars an hour from this outage.

  • agoldenbergagoldenberg Member, Host Rep

    @Rhys sarcasm you're doing it right.

  • Power outage, again :(.

    19:36:42 up 3 min, 1 user, load average: 3.19, 2.14, 0.87

  • HarambeHarambe Member, Host Rep

    Everyone maxing out those cheap Dual E5s to mine blew the breaker.

  • Weren't they down just recently? I seem to remember another "nocix down" thread.

  • @Harambe said:
    Everyone maxing out those cheap Dual E5s to mine blew the breaker.

    Speak for yourself, mine is transcoding 80s porn. Gotta love a woman who still has a 'lil teased hair on both top and bottom.

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  • HarambeHarambe Member, Host Rep

    @WSS said:

    Speak for yourself, mine is transcoding 80s porn. Gotta love a woman who still has a 'lil teased hair on both top and bottom.

    Ship in VHS tapes. Get them to plug in an analog to digital converter. ????. Profit from PornHub rev share ads!

  • @Harambe said:

    @WSS said:

    Speak for yourself, mine is transcoding 80s porn. Gotta love a woman who still has a 'lil teased hair on both top and bottom.

    Ship in VHS tapes. Get them to plug in an analog to digital converter. ????. Profit from PornHub rev share ads!

    It'll pay out long before kryptocoinz.

  • We should have threads when NCIX is up instead of when it's down.

    Thanked by 1WSWD
  • AnthonySmithAnthonySmith Member, Patron Provider

    Thier uptime was getting to high, this is just marketing I guess to keep expectations low.

  • No downtime on ye ole cheap n tasty NOCIX server today - uptime 27 days since last reboot. Only a partial outage?

  • @AnthonySmith said:
    Thier uptime was getting to high, this is just marketing I guess to keep expectations low.

    I just can't accept the same acerbic wit from a fucking rocloudet.

  • DamianDamian Member
    edited December 2017

    Might be time to dump them?

  • AnthonySmithAnthonySmith Member, Patron Provider

    WSS said: I just can't accept the same acerbic wit from a fucking rocloudet.

    Could be worse.

  • WSSWSS Member
    edited December 2017

    @AnthonySmith said:

    WSS said: I just can't accept the same acerbic wit from a fucking rocloudet.

    Could be worse.

    Could be hosted at Nocix?

    The Core2Duo is back!

  • AnthonySmithAnthonySmith Member, Patron Provider

    WSS said: Could be hosted at Nocix?

    haha.

  • AmitzAmitz Member
    edited December 2017

    @WSS said:

    @Harambe said:
    Everyone maxing out those cheap Dual E5s to mine blew the breaker.

    Speak for yourself, mine is transcoding 80s porn. Gotta love a woman who still has a 'lil teased hair on both top and bottom.

    If not known already, take a look at the oeuvre of the german porn label "RIBU Film". They did some great films in the 80ies with lots of french/american/german industry stars and hilarious stories....

    Thanked by 1WSS
  • LeeLee Veteran

    Whats the issue? Oh they are down, so what's the issue?

  • @Amitz lol they did a made-for-tv show in 2002

    Thanked by 1Amitz
  • Odd, my server has been online for 5 days and 17 minutes with no downtime whatsoever.

    Thanked by 1WSWD
  • mikhomikho Member, Host Rep

    Probably partial downtime. My server was down 20’sh minutes.

    Got 2 tickets about it..... lost millions .....

    Thanked by 2zafouhar MasonR
  • @mikho said:
    Probably partial downtime. My server was down 20’sh minutes.

    Got 2 tickets about it..... lost millions .....

    Me too. $5 million to be exact as I was mining bitcoin at that time.

  • Not to distract from the topic of discussion - but on a related note - I just placed an order with them - agreed to the ToS, etc., but got nothing after that. I don't have a confirmation email or anything else that says the order went through. I'm not sure if I should just wait or create another order. I guess they already have my CC information and I would hate to have two orders placed. Their "Contact Us" form behaves the same way!

  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran

    Fuck, my Porncloud is offline. Bookmarked.

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