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Debian, thx
Get a nulled whmcs and install cpanel and PROFIT (banning).
Oh, I didn’t realize that summer hosts are past, and now is the time for winter hosts :-)
Welcome to the community, the pioneer :-)
Already got a nulled & backdoored whmcs combo. What else?
Every time someone buys a domain from you, you need to make a fake account on GoDaddy for the $0.99/yr domain promo. Gotta keep the profit margins high.
Head over to ThemeForest or your nearest torrent distributor and grab whatever's free and has a rocket in the artwork.
Hit CodeCanyon for the auto-response bot for your front-page live chat.
Bribe the LET mods. I'm noticeably cheaper than some of the others.
Are you going to be back for next winter after this one?
Open your LET shill accounts well in advance and make a couple of me too posts so it looks less dodgy
You need @cociu, he's good with sisters.
Though I don't know if he will help on the other aspects of this GoT parody.
Yes, I think that too. lulz
I am the cheapest of the bunch. Go with me. I can offer special benefits!
start bussiness.
make 10 accounts on let. 1 account a fake review other 5 to say good review and other 4 to protect the others account statement by the one that disagree.
get trail accounts everywhere you can and resell it to some cheaper guys.
when the money is in you close business and you tell everyone that the other non existing admin did not signed the take over business and you lost everything cause of an corupted admin.
well waterproof plan.
also by atvertising use clickbait with bulletproof plans, dmca ignored.
and well get ready
disclaimer:
for the people this is just a joke
I think I should better keep an eye on you... ;-)
Oh we know. We know.
Francisco
no man im ugly enough. spare your tears :0
ontopic:
its a prefect sceme of new winterhost.
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Unfortunately .COM is taken
snowflakeshost.net better 
You must have planned boring christmas days.
Let me think about a story:
You were a bad boy and now you won't get any christmas presents.
You thought "Shit. What can I do with my spare time" and "I wan't presents"
Then you've got the idea "WINTER HOST"
Invest peoples money in presents for yourself and dead pool then.
Any Reeperbahn promos in november?
No idea, I run my own whore house here at home... But isn't any day a coupon day on Reeperbahn? Guess it cannot get any cheaper.
Let's get fancy:
D'oh.
Copied pageclick.net html and css. Chat is for peasants. Tickets are for elitists.
About the bribing... How many sisters?
Yes. WIth another shared hosting ready to deadpool.
Gotta give those 7 IP's on the OVH VPS finally some use.
winterhost.net is better!
Like what? Less abuse? lol
willyhost.net is better.
Last time was €30 / 30 minutes ... Guess I have to find out if someone deadpooled or not in November
More hair, more tits! I am a fat, cuddly & hairy monster. If that ain't a benefit!
Just do it in 3mins and save that spare money for a drink afterwards and a HIV test. You will probably need both. Alternatively do a @Nekki - book the whole night, strangle her, save all the money.
More hair, more tits! I am a fat, cuddly & hairy monster. If that ain't a benefit!
What I herd
Remember to install AutoBoot, @DewlanceVPS can assist
Don't forget to attract quality customers with a free /24 no questions asked
hahahah, always with a good sense of humor.