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DireVPS ★ The Hot One ★ Up to 2GB RAM ★ SSD/HDD ★ Up to 42TB BW ★ From £1/m to £4/m
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DireVPS ★ The Hot One ★ Up to 2GB RAM ★ SSD/HDD ★ Up to 42TB BW ★ From £1/m to £4/m

DaveDave Member

Looking to meet a generous but fiscally responsible partner who's not scared of living on the wild side.
I enjoy electricity, large memory banks and assembly. I occasionally dabble in C but only socially and I'm responsible about it (you won't catch me not checking bounds).

Must be easy going, have a good CPU and be willing to share me with others (I have an older sibling much more dedicated to one-on-ones but that's just not my thing, sorry).

I live on the shores of Sea Peue (I'm not an OpenITC Vale snob) and it's not as bad as everyone makes out btw. I like going out for SMTP and the occasional backup DB but don't even ask me about open proxies - that's too dirty or me!

All pictures are recent and no I've not had any work done on my motherboard - it's all natural :)

If you have any questions, hit me up, I don't byte (haha - aren't I fun?!)

This user does not wish to be contacted about commercial services.

KVM

KVM VPS Option #1: £2.50/month (~$4.17USD)

2 vCPU Cores

512MB RAM

25GB Disk

2.5TB Monthly transfer

1 IPv4 Address

2 x /64 IPv6 subnets

Gigabit connection

12.5GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE Order URL

https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/type/20

KVM VPS Option #2: £4.00/month (~$6.67USD)

4 vCPU Cores

1GB RAM

50GB Disk

5TB Monthly transfer

1 IPv4 Address

2 x /64 IPv6 subnets

Gigabit connection

25GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE Order URL

https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/type/20

OS's Available

You can self-install any OS that's on a Chunk Encoding enabled HTTP server which is accessible from our servers. Previously we had a limit of 2GB for ISOs but this has now been removed. Just enter the URL into our control panel and follow the on-screen instructions.

OpenVZ

OPENVZ SSD VPS #1: £12 (~$19.84 USD) per 12 months

2x E5 cores

256MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM

3.25GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260

1.6180339887 TB Monthly data transfer

1 IPv4 address

2 x IPv6 addresses

Gigabit connection

3.25GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL

https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/516

OPENVZ SSD VPS #2: £6 (~$9.92 USD) per 3 months

4x E5 cores

512MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM

6.5GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260

3.14159265359 TB Monthly data transfer

1 IPv4 address

2 x IPv6 addresses

Gigabit connection

6.5GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL

https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/517

OPENVZ SSD VPS #3: £4 (~$6.61 USD) per month

8x E5 cores

1024MB Dedicated, Non-oversold RAM

13GB Lightning fast SSD storage from 8x SSD RAID10 on an LSI 9260

42 TB Monthly data transfer

1 IPv4 address

2 x IPv6 addresses

Gigabit connection

13GB FREE FTP BACKUP SPACE ORDER URL

https://clients.openitc.co.uk/order/product/518

OS's Available

CentOS 5 (32bit & 64bit)

CentOS 6 (32bit & 64bit)

Debian 5 (32bit & 64bit)

Debian 6 (32bit & 64bit)

Debian 7 (32bit & 64bit)

Ubuntu 12.04 (32bit & 64bit)

The following aren't available on our OpenVZ plans:

PPP

FUSE

IPTables masquerade isn't supported by OpenVZ (though SNAT works).

If you need these facilities, please consider a KVM product instead.

All offers above at RapidSwitch in Maidenhead, UK

Terms & Conditions

This is a DireVPS offer so please read our ToS (it's on the front page of www.direvps.com). If you feel any anxiety or concern with our ToS, please don't sign up. It's a budget product with a specific value proposition for those that understand and accept what they're singing up for.

For those that don't yet know us, we're not a scam but we do our best to try to appear as one.

Custom orders are available but only for quantities of 10 VPS or more.

Whilst we support any hardware and infrastructure issues we provide no other support beyond this so you'll need to know how to install your VPS and configuring the network (i.e. entering the IP address, subnet, DNS servers - information available from within the control panel).

There are no refunds - these products are for people who know what they're doing so we ask you not to buy a DireVPS product unless you know what you're doing. If you don't have the expertise to manage a VPS yourself, please check out OpenITC instead.

Thanked by 4lhobas Mark_R kana Dylan

Comments

  • I just come here for the laughs.

    Thanked by 2Dave Mark_R
  • matthewvzmatthewvz Member, Host Rep

    Mmm, dat CPU fan.

  • DaveDave Member

    @Ishaq said:
    I just come here for the laughs.

    One day we'll tempt you... one day...

  • DaveDave Member

    @matthewvz said:
    Mmm, dat CPU fan.

    Pictures were actually taken for this advert but we figured it might actually be annoying so they weren't included.

  • kanakana Member

    Performance and stability are already impressive enough though there were upset stories about the qemu VNC issues, loved provider. cheers! :Ð

    Thanked by 1Dave
  • DaveDave Member

    @kana said:
    Performance and stability are already impressive enough though there were upset stories about the qemu VNC issues, loved provider. cheers! :Ð

    There's also been some confusion as to how to connect but hopefully it's easy enough for most people. (Connect via VNC or Spice once you've rebooted with the ISO you want in the URL field).

  • DaveDave Member

    @Jack said:

    Good old Papa Lazarou!

  • raza19raza19 Veteran
    edited August 2014

    the only thing missing is Stephen Fry's commentary at the back :)

    a question though , the OPENVZ SSD VPS #3 does it have a 10gbps port or so for the machine or 1gbps vps port is only 1gbps when no other virtual machine will be using it ?

  • DaveDave Member

    @raza19 said:
    the only thing missing is Stephen Fry's commentary at the back :)

    a question though , the OPENVZ SSD VPS #3 does it have a 10gbps port or so for the machine or 1gbps vps port is only 1gbps when no other virtual machine will be using it ?

    The port is 1gbs and is shared amongst everyone on the node.

  • I'm more than a little turned on...

  • Currently researching your offers after you were recommended to me in my thread asking about cheap UK VPS's. I'm looking to replace my Linode, which is for personal use (website, email server and sometimes used as a personal VPN)

    I was originally going to go for the OPENVZ SSD VPS #1: £12 plan, but all of your offers are very tempting.

    I have no problems with your TOS & this review was very positive.

    (/discussion/33283/direvps-the-hot-one-up-to-2gb-ram-ssd-hdd-up-to-42tb-bw-from-1-m-to-4-m): OPENVZ SSD VPS #3: £4 (~$6.61 USD) per month 42 TB Monthly data transfer

    42TB Monthly transfer? Is that for real @Dave? Given you charge "£129.50 GBP 50% OFF per 1 month" of an additional 6TB bandwidth. (Not that I can conceive of ever getting close to that.)

  • @tarasis said:
    Currently researching your offers after you were recommended to me in my [thread]

    snip

    We really do offer that amount of bandwidth. Most people won't use it all but you're well within your rights if you do. Notice we don't say unlimited because it certainly isn't.

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